同步與MSN

on Jul 18 in 愛,是證明上帝與撒旦有親屬關係的唯一證據 tagged by

在 Shirley 那裡看到「同步」這一篇文章,我還第一次聽到有人拿「談戀愛」跟「MSN線上聊天」做比較的耶.

我不想說什麼「女人就是無法腳踏多條船」的這種謊言,或是唱「愛情就該專一」的這種高調,
因為我的確認為若沒有道德的束縛,教育的洗腦,單憑脆弱的人性自由發展的話,
女人也可以像男人一樣把「性」與「愛」分的清清楚楚的.
「慾望城市」中 Samansa 的角色就是個很明顯的例子.


男人們將女性朋友分成各式種類...
可以蓋棉被純聊天的聖女型;
照顧生活起居的媽媽型;
只能玩玩不能聊天的辣妹型;
擁有是一種驕傲的老婆型;
適合有女朋友以後還玩的情婦型;
當然也有你碰不起的高手型及瘋女型.

在女人面前,男人一樣也要面臨被歸類的命運.
以為玩玩是男人的專利,那就太錯了.
就像村上春樹的「國境之南,太陽之西」那故事裡,男人與女友的表姊不談話,只做愛的關係.
有那樣的男人,就有那樣的女人,沒有不同.

「談戀愛」需要全神貫注,尤其當真的愛上一個人的時候,
你的情緒不由自主的就是會隨著他的喜怒哀樂浮動,會盡全力的不讓他受到傷害.
我相信男人也一樣.
所以,如果有興致「玩樂」,要不是因為不夠愛,要不就是愚蠢.

女人之所以不能夠兼顧兩個以上的戀人,我想主要原因是因為不習慣說謊.
而為什麼要說謊?還不就是因為男人不能接受女人同時跟兩個以上的男人交往!
所以這說回來,如果每個男人都可以接受女朋友還有其他戀人,
而且女人可以誠實的談起,就像男人可以明目張膽的要求要有三妻四妾一樣,
那麼,掛保證,男人玩樂的末日就到了,因為玩樂的世界要易主了!

可以在 MSN 上與多人同時聊天,第一,打字快了自然就能應付.
就像如果習慣說謊了,大家都有能力可以腳踏好幾條船了.

第二,在 MSN 上聊天是一個對象一個視窗的,而且所有對談都會被紀錄下來,不會搞混.
如果你有驚人的記憶力,對誰說過什麼謊完全不會忘記,下次還可以連貫起來,
也沒有說夢話,或無意識自言自語的習慣,那你當然比其他人更有天賦能腳踏多條船.

第三,當有 MSN 訊息進來時,會有橘色燈號在螢幕下端不斷的閃爍提示,而且對方通常也不會介意你晚個幾分鐘回應,
所以女人當然可以在與多人線上聊天的同時,還有能力給你報價單.

在現實生活中,誰會在什麼時候出現在哪裡可不是你能預知和控制的,
而且通常都發生的很突然,總在你最不希望他出現的場合出現了,
你還沒有反應過來,更還沒有時間想該怎麼回應,那一巴掌可能就已經打過來了...

第一次聽到有人拿「談戀愛」跟「MSN線上聊天」做比較,覺的很新鮮!
於是就花了一點時間想了一下:「對阿,為什麼女人可以在工作上「一兼二顧」,卻不能在感情上同步呢?」
這就是我的一點想法啦,嘿嘿,還挺好玩的~

61 Comments

  • 哈哈
    我打字快有本錢唷

    謝謝你來我家的留言與打氣
    我目前人在雪梨唸書
    快要被冷死了~~
    跟你一樣 討厭匿名的膽小
    :P

  • cassandre says:

    我曾經看過一篇報導,
    它說在這個男性主導的時代,
    男人偷腥不是什麼了不起的事,
    當然女人偷腥也大有人在,
    文中提到但如果把道德從女性的價值觀裡抽出,
    那麼女人偷腥的花招將更甚於男人,
    而且恐將引發更大的情感波瀾,
    (就類似男人為爭女人街頭火拚之類的吧!)
    妳提到msn有紀錄的功能,
    說真的我一開始使用就把紀錄給cancel了,
    一來不想太多的「廢話」佔據電腦空間,
    二來我無法想像為了要記住對方講了什麼,
    然後在一堆封存的檔案裡大海裡撈針,
    我想這該是我記憶真的很差的原因。>_<
    所以我還不夠格在msn上一對多談戀愛,
    不過好加在我打字還蠻快的:-P

  • apple says:

    这个比喻很有趣,不过我想现实生活中的确是有很多这样的人,即使他们会应付的很辛苦,但是已经井然成为一种习惯后,他们不得不再应付下去…

    以前有听过说
    女人和男人做爱是因为爱情,
    而男人与女人做爱往往只是因为需要

    还是遵守玩不起就不要玩的游戏规则吧.否则一定会累4的!呵呵

  • Richard says:

    現在玩得起的女人也越來越多了..
    我這兩天才又把”國境之南,太陽之西”重看了一次..
    沒想到emily就在文中提到..
    還真是巧啊!

  • Cassidy says:

    我到現在還會把老公再msn上說過的甜言蜜語拿來考他
    可是他壓根都不記得
    這樣表示他不會腳踏多條船嘛:p

  • shirley says:

    非常同意妳的看法!^^b 呵呵。

    對我來說,不能同步的理由,
    無非是無法兼顧,倒不是不能發生。

    哈!

  • Annie says:

    對喔~~~你這樣講我倒覺得真的耶
    也試過腳踏兩條船的日子
    不過良心一直不安
    也不敢隨便提說…上次我們怎樣怎樣
    過沒多久,就強迫自己要選一條船了~~~

    唉~~~聽到那種同時有八九個的
    好想拜他為師~~怎麼這麼強~~

  • S says:

    私人事情你可不可以不要插手管
    女生爭取自己的幸福是很正常的阿
    我只是要讓她知道 她男友在台灣是不會定心的
    有我在旁邊關心他 他很開心 我跟他是很相愛的

  • emily says:

    S,
    天吶, 你還亂到我家來阿, 你也太誇張了吧!
    既然是私事就應該私下處理阿, 不應該在別人ㄉ站上匿名留言,
    何況還是你搶人家男朋友耶, 還不害矂咧!
    既然你要把私事搞成公開ㄉ事, 那就沒有權利阻攔, 每個人都有發言權, 就像你一樣!
    我不認同你ㄉ行為, 我想說什麼都可以, 這就是網路, 妳到底懂不懂阿?!
    你還真是自私ㄉ可以, 只准州官放火, 不許百姓點燈!

    在西班牙小公主家, 那是她ㄉ站, 我尊重她, 所以從來也沒說你什麼.
    但這是我ㄉ站, 對於我看不順眼ㄉ留言, 我可以罵ㄉ很難聽,
    因為在這裡我最大, 我是主子, 降你有懂嗎?
    歡迎你來看我ㄉ站, 但請你自重.

  • catherine says:

    大概了解Emily的氣憤
    雖然這是公開網站,但卻是私人空間
    如果s是抱著來示威、或是來亂的心態
    那麼我勸你最好適可而止,因為大家絕對是砲口向外的

    另外,以下的對話,我是以同為女人的立場忠告
    “女生爭取自己的幸福是很正常的阿”,是沒錯
    但是一個劈腿的男人,你覺得他會是一個能依賴終生的好男人嗎??
    有沒有想過,他今天可能背叛了A,搞不好你就會是下一個被他背叛的人
    再換個角度看,當你成為受害者時,你的情敵用會傷害的字眼來向你示威,感受會如何
    所以,既然要公平競爭,就用入流一點的手段,贏的光彩一點,女人何苦為難女人

  • Cassidy says:

    我想今天只是在討論一個現象並沒有看到Emily有插手的狀況
    就算有插手也是朋友之間的意見交換與勸告並無不可
    S自己也會去和朋友聊吧
    要怎麼做只有當事人可以決定
    也不需要來這裡示威
    時間和事實會證明一切

  • S says:

    我跟他認識比跟小公主久 一開始不知道是誰先橫刀奪愛 你們旁觀者啥不知道 沒道理出來說話 小公主沒回應是因為她知道有錯在先 我只是要讓她知道 我跟他舊情復燃了 男生不想讓她在國外擔心才沒跟她老實說 我這樣是讓她知道真相

  • emily says:

    第一, 妳說謊!
    妳之前跟小公主說:”我跟他從以前就很好 只是他沒跟你提過吧”…
    既然他沒跟小公主提過, 她根本就不知道有你這個人ㄉ存在, 小公主又有何錯?! 錯ㄉ是他耶.
    妳越來留言, 就會越讓我們覺ㄉ那男ㄉ很爛, 而且你很白目…

    第二, 你說謊那也不是重點, 重點是「不要在網路上講你家ㄉ私事!」
    你真ㄉ是很笨耶, 大家都一直降說了, 你還聽不懂.
    我管你家誰跟誰在一起, 干我鳥事!
    不要在網路上匿名攻擊別人, 還理直氣壯ㄉ裝白痴!
    我真ㄉ很想為你哀悼…

    妳太白目了, 我不喜歡你, 妳ㄉ留言, 一律刪! 謝謝, 再見!

  • emily says:

    Hello, 西班牙小公主,
    看走眼, 並不可恥, 因為這需要經驗累積;
    但明明知道是垃圾, 還硬要搶回來當寶, 這就比較沒面子囉.
    要加油喔! 給你支持~

    Dear 卡姐,
    我也沒有啟用MSN紀錄, 一方面也是嫌它佔空間, 一方面是反正不常說謊, 故事本身就一套, 所以也沒必要啦.
    不常說謊ㄉ理由其實是記憶差, 根本記不住, 太容易穿幫了! >_<~

    Dear apple,
    講ㄉ好耶, 有些人的確是因為已成習慣, 不得不再应付下去!
    所以, 最好還是不要開始ㄉ好.

    Dear Richard,
    呵, 要感謝 Jesse 和 Catherine 啦, 那是我手邊唯一ㄉ一本中文書啦! …. 已經翻到快爛了.

    Dear Cassidy,
    呵, 降你老公很古意嘛! 記憶差就沒本錢偷吃囉~~
    恭喜夫人! 賀喜夫人! ^0^

    Dear Shirley,
    沒錯, 所以這其實是技術上ㄉ問題, 不是心智上ㄉ呢!
    感謝你提供了有趣ㄉ主題喲!

    Dear Annie,
    哈, 我們都不夠滑頭啦~ 太老實啦~
    但話又說回來, 降比較容易得到幸福嘛! 所以上天很公平囉!

    Dear Catherine,
    果然是好姊妹, 馬上就出聲力挺了! 夠義氣, 讚! 感溫阿~~
    對阿, 女人何苦為難女人呢…. 唉…

    Dear Cassidy,
    沒錯, 重點就是你說ㄉ那樣, 非常理性客觀, 謝謝!

  • Richard says:

    不會吧..只有一本中文書?
    好歹也有幾本壹周刊吧^^
    另外那個s是誰?
    看不懂是什麼意思??

  • catherine says:

    S,
    Please don’t be silly~~~
    如果要繼續耍幼稚 請便吧
    但你對象好像搞錯了 也找錯人了
    繼續在這撒野 不知道你所謂”心愛的人”看的到嗎??這也不是小公主第二個家 真不知道你這樣是要做給誰看??如果一百個人都像Emily一樣只是為小公主打打氣 你是否要對那一百個人”解釋”呢??
    說實在的 你把精神和力氣都放在這 每天還要來看個幾次 看看我們有誰又給你留了言 太浪費你的時間了吧 你應該好好去”守著”你的LOVE 免的人家不知道你愛著他 加油阿

  • Jesse says:

    ㄟ…ㄚ….
    這鍋…..大家辛苦了
    To Emily:
    無條件支持妳 不管誰對誰錯啦~
    ‘Cos we are freinds , right ?

  • Arena says:

    Dear Emily:
    妳說的一點也沒錯,若是男人也能接受女人同時腳踏多條船的話,那可真是男人的玩樂末日了!因為論心思細密和圓謊的技巧,男人怎麼可能比的過女人呢?ccc….
    這種無聊又浪費精神的愛情遊戲,到最後,全都是輸家,有何意義呢?”天長地久”還是贏過”部份擁有”的啦..

    ps:我和我家小伙子還是依然進行著這遠距離戀愛,這英台戀曲可能還會進行好一陣子吧!我留下我的網址,歡迎妳和妳的朋友來逛逛..

  • emily says:

    Dear Richard,
    唉, 那個是瘋子啦, 整天守在網路上, 到處跟人家說他們多恩愛啦.
    真奇怪, 真ㄉ甜甜蜜蜜ㄉ話, 怎還有時間整天守在電腦前面阿??
    所以我說她瘋子ㄇㄟ… 口連啦~
    她ㄉ訊息我一律刪, 你們如果有看到, 想回應還是可以回應啦, 你們ㄉ留言我不會刪.

    親愛ㄉ,
    你講ㄉ真有道理, 辛苦了.
    如果那男ㄉ看ㄉ到她降留言, 還可以跟她在一起, 那他們也算絕配了啦, 哈.

    Dear Jesse,
    多謝支持啦~
    我真ㄉ是懶ㄉ理她, 不想我ㄉ版被她搞ㄉ烏煙瘴氣ㄉ, 所以決定不回應瘋子, 看到就刪!

    Hello, Arena,
    是阿, 你ㄉ論點和卡姐ㄉ不謀而合呢~
    遠距離ㄉ戀愛, 辛苦囉, 希望能儘早聽到你們ㄉ喜訊呢!
    降我們就可以當鄰居也說不定, 哇哈哈~ ^0^

  • 44 says:

    我也看過”國境之南,太陽之西”呢
    只是我這個記性差的 每次都把方向搞錯 哈哈

    關於msn紀錄
    曾經我跟我前一任(不是我前夫)很懊悔兩人的紀錄都不見了
    那是一段非常值得珍藏的告白 well 只能靠回憶了

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